Nailing it.

So. The Germans got themselves an OPI collection. Those bastards.

I kid, I kid. But I still feel we Jews deserve our own hues, and so I give you,

OPI: The Jewish Collection:

I Like You a Latke (pearly beige)

Israeli Nice to Meet You (teal)

Don’t Jew Want Me, Baby (shimmery purple)

Gimme Somenorah (white with gold glitter)

I’m Not Really a Shadchan (classic cherry red)

Goy Toy (electric fuchsia)

Honorable Menschen (pinkish grey)

Challah Back Girl (bubble gum pink) (natch).

-cbg