So. The Germans got themselves an OPI collection. Those bastards.
I kid, I kid. But I still feel we Jews deserve our own hues, and so I give you,
OPI: The Jewish Collection:
I Like You a Latke (pearly beige)
Israeli Nice to Meet You (teal)
Don’t Jew Want Me, Baby (shimmery purple)
Gimme Somenorah (white with gold glitter)
I’m Not Really a Shadchan (classic cherry red)
Goy Toy (electric fuchsia)
Honorable Menschen (pinkish grey)
Challah Back Girl (bubble gum pink) (natch).